....Hey, what's happening, and welcome to "The Ladies Man". The love line with all the right responses to your romantic queries. I'm Leon Phelps, and how y'all doin' tonight? [ audience cheers wildly ] Yes. Well, good. That is good! That is very good! I'm doin' alright, let me see.. I for my Courvoisier here. [ holds up the bottle ] That's right! And I've also got my Viagra! [ holds up the Viagra container ] Yeah! Yeah, that's right, you heard me! Yeah, now - Viagra - that's a new sex drug. Now, if you are uninformed about this new scientific wonder, then I will tell you that is used for a very sensitive problem that some unfortunate men must suffer with. And I'm talking, of course, about chronic fatigue syndrome of the wang. Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Or, what I like to call Old Man's Penis. Yeah! You know.. [ singing ] Old Man's Pe-nis!

Now.. according to the doctors, now, this Viagra can help those sad men who suffer from Chronic Wangular Softitude.. um.. by producing a very highly sophisticated pharmacalogical hardifying of the wang, you see? It is all very scientific, but I am prepared to answer any questions that, uh, you many have, because I am Leon Phelps.. the Ladies Man! So.. go ahead, Caller!